"Please pose my skeletal remains, Give them a working pen, and I will live forever."

Sometimes I panic about something and I get distracted and then I start panicking even more because I forgot what I was panicking about.

factsandchicks:

A man once faked his own death to get out of a Verizon Wireless contract.
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factsandchicks:

A man once faked his own death to get out of a Verizon Wireless contract.

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leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

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Can somebody send me some of those “i don’t need feminism” pictures or whatever? I’m in the mood for a laugh

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

That took an incredibly unexpected turn

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kidl3jin:

Wake up

kidl3jin:

Wake up

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laughingsquid:

The Kickball Ice Cream Maker, A Rubber Ball That Uses Physical Activity to Make a Pint of Ice Cream

BAAAAABE

whiteraven90:

LiveStreamed for 10 hours, haha. This is what i made. I wanted to design a simple black sea-dragon, ended up with this instead. The beginning was frustrating a bit because i didn’t bring a more concrete idea. I couldn’t do everything i wanted to do during streaming but i enjoyed it after i sketched him and i actually want to finish and keep him (yeahh i already decided it’s a he).

I’d love to link to the recording but i think it will take a day or two to show up on the list of videos.

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